On my recent trip to hastings, I saw this sign and had to share it with you.  I laughed out loud when I saw it from the car, and ran out to take a picture of it.  It does not get much more straight forward than that.  The funny thing is that there is a telephone number for you to call (not seen in picture).  I guess if you have an emergency, and you have died, it is good to let the police know.